Thursday, April 15, 2004

speech coach maybe?
Bush, referring to Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi:
"By the way, they found, I think, 50 tons of mustard gas, I believe it was, in a turkey farm, only because he was willing to disclose where the mustard gas was."

Er...
By the way, they found, I think, a strip of beef jerky, I believe it was, in Bush's head...

I know this is nothing new but I had to bring it up because I'm still irritated over Donald Rumsfeld months ago saying,
"I know in my heart and in my brain that the US ain't what's wrong with the world."

Are they auditioning for a Community Theatre version of Slingblade?
"I like the way you talk."

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Once in a Lifetime
And you may find yourself living in
Northeast Kansas
And you may find yourself behind the
counter at a large retail store
And you may ask yourself--Well...
how did I get here?
And you may say to yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

(apologies to David Byrne)