Vegetarian stroganoff and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). Creepy.

Maybe Tom Jones, the singer, once had cultural significance but at this point seeing him do "Burning Down the House" makes me retch. He looks like a slough-faced bug-eyed Jim Henson creation.

Spanish champagne has knocked me cross-eyed.

I liked Moby's sweater, but "Creep"-- I don't know.

Then again, I'm ringing in the New Year with network talk shows.

Here's wishing all my friends a magical 2004. Big Big Love.